Description

Cast:
Francine Raften: Gertie
Rebecca Rowland Hines: Jezzie
Sarah Kearney: Imogene
Jason Hovey: Arnie
Jay Wesley Cochran: Joseph
Veronica Beatty: Young Gertie
Krispin Wylder: Young Arnie
Nancy Nye: Miriam & Nurse
Joshua King: Nikolas & Doctor
Synopsis: When Gertie receives a fishing pole from her husband on their 50th wedding anniversary—instead of the ring she’d been promised—she begins to consider drastic measures. Encouraged (and occasionally egged on) by her lifelong friends, Imogene and Jezzie, Gertie weighs the pros and cons of finally getting rid of her “problem.”
This dark comedy is filled with laugh-out-loud moments, while also sparking a deeper conversation about marriage, friendship, and aging in our society.
Set in a small Midwestern town in 1993—with a flashback to 1942—the play blends outrageous humor with touching reflections on the lives we choose (or have chosen for us).

Hillsboro Artists' Regional Theatre (HART)

185 SE Washington St., Hillsboro, OR 97123
Feb 07, 2026
7:30 PM PST to 9:45 PM PST
$5-24
RSVP Required
Originally posted by Hillsboro Artists' Regional Theatre (HART) via Locable